Tanning Salon Employee: Let me get this straight. You want to put your baby into a tanning bed.

Mac: That's correct.

Tanning Salon Employee: I'm sorry, that's against the law.

Mac: Look pal, we are well aware of the law, ok? We don't want to jam you up here, we just want to put him in there for a couple of minutes.

Dennis Reynolds: Just to get a base.